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I'm the king of turtles as the name implied. I'm looking into amateur game design (sorry, not in action-script, although someone to translate the languages would be nice), comic making, and generally flipping awesome stuff.

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Newgrounds Redesign

2012-02-08 20:22:53 by turtleking99

So, everyone is apparently making posts on the new design, and I have not made a new post in two years, so I thought, why the hell not?


It looks very good. Very good. I cannot say how good this looks. And the best thing? It doesn't rape my processor. And EVERYTHING that looks good on the internet tends to rape my processor. Everything. And I finally found an exception, and it makes me happy. You have no idea how surprised I was when I loaded newgrounds and it didn't cause Chrome to crash immediately. No idea.


Overall, it is much nicer, and much more simplified from the previous version, AND it is so much easier to alter my profile settings. CAUSE ALL THE BUTTONS ARE RIGHT FUCKING THERE. RIGHT. FUCKING. THERE. No idea how much I like that. No idea. The search bar is much more obvious, is much bigger, and YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE FUCKING ART/MUSIC PORTAL TO SEARCH FOR GODDAMN MUSIC/ART. HELL. FUCKING. YES. Oh, yeah, and the portal links themselves are more useful.

Weird Ass Changes

Now for the things I don't like. For example, there are no longer the very specific and helpful links just above the portal links. While I did not use them much, I will miss them. Also, the movies and games of the week/month at the bottom have changed, to be slightly less convenient. Also the front page changed quite a bit, and doesn't display the summaries next to them anymore :'(. But it does display the rankings without me having to wave the mouse over the movies, which is cool.


Overall, it looks cooler, is much more convenient in most ways, but convenience in other areas has gone down.

In other news, anything going on with you guys?

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SECRET MEDAL 100 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Winner 25 Points You've won the game and saved the universe! Medal Stats.
Sword of Quantum 25 Points You've claimed the sword! Medal Stats.
All is Lost 5 Points You've lost the game and doomed us all! Medal Stats.
Time of Hammer 10 Points You've found The Hammer of Brick Breaking! Medal Stats.
Halfway 25 Points Defeat the first 5 bosses. Medal Stats.
Start 5 Points Kill the first boss. Medal Stats.
Deliverance 50 Points Beat the game Medal Stats.
Despair 50 Points Defeat the boss Medal Stats.
Dismay 25 Points Beat level 5 Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 1,423 (From 227 different games.)

Latest Shared Creations

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